50+ funny whatsapp status in Hindi and English

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Funny whatsapp status in Hindi : Whatsapp is a part and parcel of our daily lives. It is used by millions of people throughout the world daily. And everyday the number of subscriber is increasing.

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Like water and air, it is an inevitable part of our life. Whatever we are feeling in our mind, we like to put whatsapp status accordingly. When we are happy, we give happy status, so that our friends in whatsapp group can understand how happy we are and what we are feeling at that particular moment in our mind.

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But often we could not find apt status when we want them. Therefore in this article we have compiled 50+ funny, joyful and amazing whatsapp statuses in hindi and English. You can express the funny side of yours through these funny statuses. This is a unique collection and you will really be amazed by going through this collection.

Funny whatsapp status in Hindi & English

  1. Jeendagi me eese naam kamio…. ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.!
  2. Work Hard and let peoples show your success
  3. Aagar koi cheej pane ke lye mahent kare to …Ik din jaror Mil jate Hai.
  4. Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hun
  5. Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai
  6. Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke.. wo kamene hamare sare razz… jante hote hai
  7. Jitna tera dimag chalta h , utna to mera kharab hota hai.
  8. ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
  9. 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
  10. aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
  11. Mere Padne Ka Time = 15 Minutes , Araam Ka Time = 3 Hours
  12. Kaash Mere Mata Pita Google Ke Tarah Hote, Woh Mujhe Ashi Tarah Samaj Paate
  13. tum kissi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mein Time lagega
  14. When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
  15. Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
  16. I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  17. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  18. a lie is just a great story ruined by truth
  19. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  20. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  21. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  22. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  23. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
  24. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  25. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  26. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
  27. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
  28. Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
  29. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  30. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  31. You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
  32. Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
  33. 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
  34. Is it vodka o’clock yet?
  35. Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
  36. Marriage means silent suicide.
  37. Weather forecast for tonight: dark
  38. I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
  39. I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.
  40. Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
  41. I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
  42. Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
  43. Flip a coin.. If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
  44. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
  45. Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
  46. Gravity always gets me down.
  47. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
  48. I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
  49. Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
  50. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai, udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…
  51. Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.



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