Funny whatsapp messages

funny whatsapp messages

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I have some funny whatsapp messages that i want to share with all the whatsapp messages lover.

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Girl chatting online with unknown man ……..

Man:

“Cud u giv me ur e-mail id ?”

Girl:

Sure……..here it’s…

[email protected]

Unknown man:

Tks…..here’s my e-mail id….

[email protected]

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Santa Gurudware ja kr ardaas karta hai:

“BABA G meri lottery di ticket hr soorat vich nikalni chahidi hai”

jaise hi wo gurudware se bahar aya, kisi ne uska purse lottery ki ticket samet nikal lia.

wO dubara gurudware gya or bola:

“BABA G pehlan kisi di Poori Gall Smjh lya kro te fer action leya kro…
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IIM question:-

Name the document which solely belongs to you but your signature

on it makes the document invalid !… Answer this

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Answer: Death Certificate

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A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..

Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Tanya????
No
Are U Katrina ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Neha?
No
Monika?
No
Anushka?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion…
No sir i’m the class teacher of your son!!

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Technological Innocence!
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A girl posted a question in a WhatsApp group:
“Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?”
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Another Girl in the group replied:
“Yes….but it will also become Windows-14.”
ALL boys left group.

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