Be it any occasion, we have funny quotes, messages to share with. Now with the semi-finals of the T20 World Cup, the trending thing is messages on the players or the teams that are participating. These jokes and comments are always centre of attraction for all the cricket fans. A few funny messages that can make you laugh out loud are mentioned here.
India vs West Indies Cricket Funny messages
Dhoni Created WhatsApp Group!
[Dhoni added Raina]
[Dhoni added Jadeja]
[Dhoni added Pandya]
[Dhoni added Yuvi]
[Dhoni added Rohit]
[Dhoni added Nehra]
[Dhoni added Ashwin]
[Dhoni added Dhawan]
Dhoni :- “Suno Sab Log”
Raina :- “Bolo Badebhai”
Yuvi :- “What”
Jadeja :- “Bhai Aadesh Do”
Dhoni :- “Aaj West Indies Se Match Jitana Hai To Kohli Ko Bhadkana Padega”
Jadeja :- “HeHe…Done Bhai”
[Dhoni added Kohli]
Kohli :- “Hi…Guys”
Dhawan :- “Aa Gaya Angrej Ki Aulaat”
Kohli :- “Chup Be Bandar”?
Pandya :- “Kya Haal Hai Diljale AashiQ”
Kohli :- “Tu To Bol Hi Mat Kutte”
Jadeja :- “Kutte Se Yaad Aaya, Bhai Anushka Bhabhi Q Chhod Kar Bhaag Gai Aapko?”
Kohli :- “Group Me Private Baate Nahi Please”
Ashwin :- “Ghadha Bana Gai Isko”?
Kohli :-Chup Saale, Dhoni Ke Chamche”
Yuvi :- “Evening Me Dikha De Tera Power Taki Sabko Pata Chale Mere Bhai Ko Koi Ghadha Nahi Bana Sakta”
Kohli :- “????????”
Yuvi :- “Aisa Hi Gussa Banaye Rakhna Bhai”
Kohli :- “Chalo Main Jaa Raha Hun?”
Dhoni :- “Kaha Chala Chhote?”
Kohli :- “Practice Karne”
Dhoni :- “Itani Dhoop Me?”
Kohli :- “Ghurrrrrr???”
Dhoni :- “Take Care Of Yourself”
[Dhoni Removed Kohli]
Dhoni :- “Guys We will Win?”
Yuvi :- “Ab Ye West Indies Ki Baja Kar Rakh Dega”
Dhawan :- “Main To So Raha Hun! Sham Ko Jaga Dena, Practice Ki Ko Jarurat Nahi Ab”
India vs West Indies Cricket Funny Jokes
Pollard : semi final jitne ja ek hi tarika he
Pollard: ham india ke ek bhi wicket nahi girayenge
Na hi KOHLI AYEGA aur Na hi WO winning shot vala DHONI
10 देशों का टी-20 घमासान पर सेमीफाइनल में पहुंचा कौन..?!?
आप ही देख लीजिये।
W :- West indies
I :- India
N :- New zealand
E :- England
WINE ? पियो…मस्त रहो।
Bura na maano, Kohli hai !!
Pehle haraya haramkhoron ko; phir haraya choron ko; ab haraya goron ko; Ab tera kya hoga Kaalia ??
Goli se darr nahi lagta sahib, Kohli se lagta hai..
What are your plans for winning the semifinals?
Sammy: We won’t take Dhawan & Rohit’s wicket
Saath aath khanewale log,
akela kamanewala baap..
aisi haalat ho gayi hai Kohli ki..
Boodha Baap Yuvraj,
2 padhe likhe lekin berozgar bete – Dhawan aur Rohit Sharma,
Karza badhane wale 2 saale – Jadeja aur Raina,
ek dhoni jaisi ma hai – jo char ghar k bartan maanj kar ghar ka kharcha sambhalti hai..
nahi toh ye ghar kabka toot jaata..
Sakshi- Chai Piyoge?
Dhoni – Haan piyunga
Sakshi – Kis Cup mein du?
Dhoni – 3 din ruk jao, 2016 WT20 k Cup mein piyunga
West Indies Watsapp Status – Last seen at Semi-Finals
Sammy – Tum ko dekh k laga nahi tha jeetoge, tum toh 1st match he haar gaye the!
Dhoni – Haar kar jeetne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain.
Gayle : Sammy 31st March is closing day for Indians aur koi aur din hota toh koi prob nahi thi par toh ye target pura kar k he rahenge!!
Team India’s Bahubali Is Virat Kohli..
ABD to Gayle – Maine Kaha Tha Na India Ke Saath Khelo Toh Sabko Batting Milti hai
Once a husband and wife were applying for a divorce in Jamaican court. The judge in the court was in a fix as to who should get custody of their only daughter.
So he asked the little girl ‘Do you want to go with Daddy’ the girl said no. ‘Why?’ asked the judge. ‘Because Dad beats me very much’ said the girl. ‘Ok! do you want to go with your mother?’ asked the judge. ‘No because mummy also beats me very much ‘replied the girl.’
Then whom do you want to go with?’ asked the judge. Says the girl ‘I want to go with the West Indian Cricket Team. They only don’t beat anybody!!
Q: Where do West Indies batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire West Indies team innings.
Q: What is the West Indian version of LBW?
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: What is the West Indies version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do you call a world-class West Indies cricketer?
Q: What do you call a West Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A: A bowler.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West Indies batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What do West Indies batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
India vs West Indies Cricket Funny Images for whatsapp
Ind vs WI funny images troll / meme
Such funny jokes, messages and trolls make the fans happier when their team wins the match. Such jokes are rage on social media and are shared with the speed of light. Share and have fun.