Marriage Jokes, Funny messages, texts on husband and wife

husband and wife jokes, marriage jokes

Jokes about marriage are always in demand and shared the most. Marriage is about husband and wife. Husband Wife jokes in hindi and English, Jokes on wife, Jokes on husband are equally shared as marriage jokes.

husband and wife jokes, marriage jokes

  • A white couple gets a black child.
    Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
    Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!


  • Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
    Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.


  • Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
    1) The Car Is New.
    2) The Wife Is New
    3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife


  • A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
    Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
    Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!


  • biwi k thappad marne k bad pati bola – Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta hai.
    biwi ne bhi 2 khich k mar or boli- Aap kya samjte hain mai apse pyar nahi karti.


  • Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
    Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi MachwareKo Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai


  • Patni ka “I love you” bolne ke baad pati ka “I love you Tooooooooo” bolna utna he jaruri hai jinta “jor se bolo” ke baad “Jay maata di” bolna

  • Husband – Mere Seene Mein Bahót Dard Hó Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao……
    Wife – Haan, Lagati Hu, Apne Mobile Ka Password Bataó……
    Husband – Rehne Do, Ab Thoda Theek Lag Raha Hai.

Funny marriage quotes, wedding quotes and messages are shared especially when someone is about to get married. Enjoy the latest and funniest messages by sharing on whatsapp.

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